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Funny finger fings #5 and 6

Double teeth Cross your fingers. No, no not that much, Just a little bit like this (pic) so your finger tips are next to each other. Now run the tips of your fingers along to top of your teeth. It … Continue reading

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Funny finger fings #3 and 4

Ooh you lucky people. Two for the price of one. First up the floating sausage. You just know that’s gonna be good. Watch this attractive young man tell you how to do it As if that wasn’t enough, head over … Continue reading

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Funny finger fings #2

It’s late. I’m in a field (don’t ask) A man approaches, we exchange glances and nod our hellos He comes closer, raises his hand with his palm towards me and says “Put your hand against mine” Naturally i do as … Continue reading

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Clifford’s egg

Once upon a time there was a boy called Clifford. (Well actually he wasn’t, he was called Stephen, but for reasons too complex to go into now he was known as Clifford) Clifford was not the greatest student in our … Continue reading

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The little things people say

A series of smile raising snatches of speech. On the school bus circa 1986 two girls discuss their dinner. Girl 1: What you havin’ for tea? Girl 2: beef bourguignon Girl 1: What’s that? Girl 2 (long pause) Chicken. In … Continue reading

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